THE EXEC

JOSH BENNETT, PRESIDENT

Nicknames: YJB
Year and Course: 3rd year History and Politics
Playing Role: Opening batter/keeper
Cricketing Hero: Sir Alastair Cook
Claim to Fame: Netted with Geoff Boycott
Favourite UWMCC Moment: Spiderman challenge.

Fantasy Slip Cordon:

• Keeper: Kumar Sangakkara
• 1st Slip: Sir Alastair Cook
• 2nd Slip: James Patient
• 3rd Slip: Ricky Ponting
• Gully: Marcelo Bielsa on his bucket

ED CHURCHILL, VICE PRESIDENT & TREASURER

Nicknames: Steady Eddy
Year and Course:
4th year Maths
Playing Role:
Bang average medium pace, Grinder of 25’s, Specialist midwicket
Cricketing Hero:
Chris Tremlett
Claim to Fame:
Once dropped a Zimbabwean international in the 90’s
Favourite UWMCC Moment:
Hitting a slog sweep for 6 off of a hattrick ball.

Fantasy Slip Cordon:

• Keeper: Kumar Sangakarra (Safe pair of hands, textbook cover drive)
• 1st Slip:
Ozzy Man Reviews, (Australian and absolutely unreal chat)
• 2nd Slip:
Andrew Flintoff (bucket hands, organiser of sesh, reminds batsmen to mind the windows)
• 3rd Slip: 
Sir Ben Stokes (That boy can catch quite well can’t he)
• Gully: 
Loris Karius (Bound to parry the ball to the other slips when he inevitably drops it)

TANMAY DESAI, CLUB CAPTAIN

Nicknames: Tan, Tory
Year and Course: 2nd year History and Politics
Playing Role: Top order bat, Right arm Off Spin
Cricketing Hero: Virat Kohli
Claim to Fame: Coached by Gary Kirsten
Favourite UWMCC Moment: When the ball was skied to one of our fielders (who had already dropped a couple) against NTU and the batsman shouted: ‘Don’t worry it’s safe’. Our fielder proceeded to drop the ball.

Fantasy Slip Cordon:

Keeper: George Harvey
1st slip: George Osborne
2nd slip: David Cameron
3rd slip: Priti Patel
Gully: Phil Mitchell

EITAN LITVIN, 1ST XI CAPTAIN

Nicknames: Steve
Year and Course: 3rd year Maths
Playing Role: Wicket-Keeper, Batsman
Cricketing Hero: Mark Boucher
Claim to Fame: I’m the guy who messed up two front flips at halls wars in freshers week
Favourite UWMCC Moment: Witnessing Sohil drop 3 catches in one game.

Fantasy Slip Cordon:

• Keeper: Mark Boucher
• 1st Slip: Alastair Cook
• 2nd Slip: Joe Root
• 3rd Slip: Ben Stokes
• Gully: Paul Collingwood

RISHI BARVE, GENERAL SECRETARY

Nicknames: Sunak
Course: 2nd year Economics and GSD
Playing Role: 40mph Bumpers
Cricketing Hero: Tanmay Desai (best coach you will ever meet that hasn’t scored more than 10 in his life)
Claim to Fame: Looking like Rishi Sunak
Favourite UWMCC Moment: Invades.

Fantasy Slip Corden:

• Keeper: Kunj Thakkar (someone agile behind the stumps)
• 1st Slip: Neil Bhattacharya (someone to have pints with after)
• 2nd Slip: Ricky Ponting (actually need a good fielder in here)
• 3rd Slip: Babar Azam (the lad you make fun of for marrying his cousin)
• Gully: Tom Adams (Give him an opportunity to catch a few since he’ll never bowl again)

ARCHIE BATES, SOCIAL SECRETARY

Nicknames: Batesy
Year and Course: 3rd year Biological Sciences
Playing Role: Bowler (aka Right Arm Slot)
Cricketing Hero: Anybody but Dan Lawrence
Claim to Fame: La Trecima in under 12 seconds
Favourite UWMCC Moment: James Patient’s weekly IPL 30s.

Fantasy Slip Cordon:

• Keeper: Josh Bennett
• 1st Slip: Tanmay Desai
• 2nd Slip: Priti Patel
• 3rd Slip: Not Tom Dallmeyer
• Gully: Olly Stewart (for the chat alone)

BEN RALLI, PUBLICITY AND COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER

Nicknames: Ralli
Year and Course: 2nd Year History and Politics
Playing Role: All-rounder
Cricketing Hero: Ian Bell
Claim to Fame: Distant Relative of Tom Westley
Favourite UWMCC Moment: Bowling a maiden in a Devs game.

Fantasy Slip Cordon:

• Keeper: Sean Dyche (for intimidation purposes)
• 1st Slip: Matt Hancock (great with his hands)
• 2nd Slip: Jacques Kallis (not sure he knows how to drop a catch)
• 3rd Slip: Rahkeem Cornwall (for obvious reasons)
• Gully: Ben Stokes (again, for obvious reasons)

LAURIE BILTON, TOUR SECRETARY

Nicknames: Lila’s Bitch
Year and Course: 3rd year Manufacturing and Mechanical Engineering
Playing Role: On the bench
Cricketing Hero: Rahkeem Cornwall
Claim to Fame: Mile High club
Favourite UWMCC Moment: Every time Oliver Twist comes out of the Gamble pot.

Fantasy Slip Cordon:

• Keeper: Josh Bennett
• 1st Slip: Rahkeem Cornwall
• 2nd Slip: Tom Dallmeyer
• 3rd Slip: James Patient (for chat)
• Gully: Gordon Ramsey (because I’d love to see him get angry and swear at everyone)

SACHIN BALAJI, CHARITIES SECRETARY

Nicknames: Sach
Year and Course: 2nd year Economics
Playing Role: Right arm off spin (can actually turn it), hit the ball alright on my day
Cricketing Hero: Darren Stevens
Claim to Fame: Viv Richards said he liked my glasses
Favourite UWMCC Moment: Seeing the oppo turn up with 8 men, opening bat shaped like a bowling ball.

Fantasy Slip cordon:

• Wicketkeeper: MS Dhoni (fastest hands in the game)
• 1st slip: Rahkeem the Dream
• 2nd slip: Gary Neville (best RB ever and cracking pundit)
• 3rd slip: Jamie Carragher (shit player, illiterate, but necessary for GNev’s best form)
• Gully: Zak Crawley (need some actual talent in here, up the Spitfires)

JAMES PATIENT, WELFARE AND CAMPAIGNS OFFICER

Nicknames: Patient, Jimmy P
Course: 3rd year Philosophy
Playing Role: Certified Pitch-hitter
Cricketing Hero: Chris Gayle
Claim to Fame: Darren Sammy liked one of my insta pics
Favourite UWMCC Moment: Watching Olly Stewart fall in love.

Fantasy Slip Corden:

• Wicketkeeper: ASAP Rocky (coolest man alive)
• 1st slip: Rakheem Cornwall (needs no introduction)
• 2nd slip: Peter Kay (great chat)
• 3rd slip: Maradona (good with his hands)
• Gully: Paul Collingwood (brick wall, nothing gets past this man- obvious choice)

DAN TENNANT, DEVELOPMENT SQUAD CAPTAIN

Nicknames: Doctor Who
Course: 2nd year Biomedical Science
Playing Role: All-Rounder
Cricketing Hero: Jacques Kallis
Claim to Fame: Having the nickname ‘Doctor Who’ after the great David Tennant
Favourite UWMCC Moment: Getting my first club wicket.

Fantasy Slip Cordon:

• Wicketkeeper: Harry Rogers
• 1st slip: Neil Bhattacharya
• 2nd slip: Tom Adams
• 3rd slip: Danesh Masani
• Gully: James Clarke

TOM DALLMEYER, 2ND XI CAPTAIN

Nicknames: TD, Dallmy
Course: 3rd year Engineering
Playing Role: Keeper-Batsman
Cricketing Hero: Ian Bell
Claim to Fame: Getting Sachin Tendulkar’s son out LBW
Favourite UWMCC moment: 3s Train! Choo Choo

Fantasy Slip Cordon:

• Wicketkeeper: Tim Paine (got great chat)
• 1st slip: James Patient (only member of the club who I’ve seen take a slip catch)
• 2nd slip: 2013-14 Mitchell Johnson (for intimidation)
• 3rd slip: Chris Eubank Sr (for weird words of wisdom, and handy in a fight)
• Gully: Ben Stokes (he’s pretty good at cricket)

OLLY STEWART, 3RD XI CAPTAIN 

Nicknames: Moeen Oli
Course: 3rd year Morse
Playing Role: Bowling All-Rounder
Cricketing Hero: Darren Stevens
Claim to Fame: Victim of history’s worst ever circle game
Favourite UWMCC moment: Dominating Pint races at Invades.

Fantasy Slip Cordon:

• Wicketkeeper: Digga D (good at catching cases)
• 1st slip: Tyson Fury
• 2nd slip: Roy Keane
• 3rd slip: Neil Bhattacharya (A trio of slips that could annoy any batsman)
• Gully: Clare Balding (club legend, give her something to do now Wimbledon’s finished)

HARRY ROGERS, 4TH XI CAPTAIN

Nicknames: H
Course: 3rd year PPE
Playing Role: Batsman who can bowl a bit of right arm shit if we’re desperate
Cricketing Hero: Chris Tremlett
Claim to Fame: I reached number one 1 in the country on the Rio Olympics Mobile game.
Favourite UWMCC Moment: winning cheeky fresh at the end of term 1.

Fantasy Slip Corden:

• Wicketkeeper: Ben Foakes (should be playing for England)
• 1st slip: Jack Whitehall (teams up well with Flintoff to up the chat)
• 2nd slip: Freddie Flintoff (somebody had to be able to catch)
• 3rd slip: Russell Howard (he’d keep everyone during long days in the field)
• Gully: Shane Warne at gully (Sky sports best pundit)