THE EXEC

JOE RANDALL, PRESIDENT

Nicknames: Joey, JR
Year and Course: 2nd Year Accounting & Finance
Playing Role: All-rounder
Cricketing Hero: James Vince
Claim to Fame: I took a hat-trick at the Oval once
Favourite UWMCC Moment(s): Batting with Dan Lewis and listening to him receive an unholy amount of chat for only playing pull shots. Dan – ‘stop bowling short at me then’. Next ball Dan drags on playing a pull shot. That, or doing the varsity double over Cov last year.
Fantasy Slip Cordon:
Keeper: Louie Millman (nostalgic)
1st slip: Bogan Aussie (chat-related purposes)
2nd slip: Anyone but Alex Ling (still bitter about him dropping my baggy)
3rd slip: Krishan Sachdeva (keep catching them please)
Gully: Meg from Love Island (Gobbles everything up)

SEAN MERRIMAN, TREASURER & VICE-PRESIDENT

Nicknames: The Merriman Express, Mezza/Mez
Year and Course: 4th year, MORSE
Playing Role: “Express pace” bowler, specialist captain, complete mug in the field or with the bat
Cricketing Hero: Matthew Hoggard
Claim to Fame: Warwick Tab Captain of the year. I’m also a triplet
Favourite UWMCC Moment: A selfish one, but I don’t think I’ll ever beat taking a seven wicket haul (including a hattrick) on tour in Barbados
Fantasy Slip Cordon:
Keeper: Edwin Van Der Sar (world class keeper)
1st slip: Shane Warne (great player, great captain (Hampshire legend) and the ability to chat anybody out)
2nd slip: David ‘Bumble’ Lloyd (hilarious bloke and top cricket brain)
3rd slip: The Wealdstone Raider (fellow non-league football fan, but also to wind up the opposition. Would probably end up irritating our own team as well, but we’re used to it in the Friendlies with the woeful chat of Matt Thomas)
Gully: Jake Gallagher (Aldershot legend (when he’s not getting sent off) and won’t go hiding if/when things are going badly)

KRISHAN SACHDEVA, CLUB CAPTAIN

Nicknames: Krish, Krishnu
Year and Course: 2nd year History
Playing Role: Batting all-rounder
Cricketing Hero: Aneesh Sachdeva- taught me my first front foot defensive
Claim to Fame: Took an 8fer at U14 vs Emmanuel school – Thanks for coming
Favourite UWMCC Moment: Fifty on debut in Barbados batting with Abbasi
Fantasy Slip Cordon:
Keeper: Joe Randall (Cus he’s a keeper ;) )
1st slip: Sash Abbasi (He doesn’t drop a thing)
2nd slip: Dravid (legend)
3rd slip: Me (That’s the only place I can catch in the slips)
Gully: Rav Parmer (Short)

SACHA ABBASI, 1ST XI CAPTAIN

Nicknames: Sash, Smash, Bash and anything else that rhymes…
Year and Course: 2nd year Philosophy
Playing Role: Aggressive top order batsman (should bowl more)
Cricketing Hero: Andrew Flintoff
Claim to Fame: Fresher FA Cup Champion 2017/18
Favourite UWMCC Moment: Scoring a century on debut in Barbados
Fantasy Slip Cordon:
Keeper: Michael Pepper (Good mate and gun)
1st slip: Myself (Great bloke and buckets)
2nd slip: Andrew Flintoff (Chat and hero)
3rd slip: Owen McCausland (Catches them without looking)
Gully: Jurgen Klopp (Motivation and celebrations)

JONO FORD, GENERAL SECRETARY

Nickname: Northern Jono
Year and Course: 2nd year Law
Playing Role: Opening batsman
Cricketing Hero: Boycott (you’ll see why)
Claim to Fame: I was interviewed on the Hairy Bikers when I was in Y5
Favourite UWMCC Moment: Kynner’s Spider-man challenge
Fantasy Slip Cordon:
Keeper: Jonny Bairstow (Yorkshire ain’t he)
1st slip: Ricky Ponting (brutal Aussie chat)
2nd slip: Peter Kay (sick chat and every cordon needs a fat lad)
3rd slip: Southern Jono (love the boy, want him in there)
Gully: Ben Stokes (safest hands at gully)

OWEN MCCAUSLAND, SOCIAL SECRETARY

Nickname: Big O
Year and Course: 2nd year Politics
Playing Role: Opening bat and mystery spinner (Pie chucker/sacrificial lamb)
Cricketing Hero: Jack Ridge – The true king of swing
Claim to Fame: Proud record holder of the slowest La Decima in club history
Favourite UWMCC Moments: Taking an absolute worldy at short 3rd man in Barbados – serious Dwayne Leverock Vibes, reaching the semi-final of the Fresher FA cup
Fantasy Slip Cordon:
Keeper: Arsene Wenger (Get some words of wisdom from le prof)
1st slip: Owen McCausland (No way on earth I’m fielding anywhere where I might have to run)
2nd slip: Shane Warne (Heard he needed leg spin tips)
3rd slip: JOBA from Brockhampton (Was always going to squeeze in a slightly niche musical inclusion)
Gully: Tiger Woods (Would be pretty good at organising the post-game night out)

JACK RIDGE, PUBLICITY AND COMMUNICATIONS

Nicknames: Ridgey, Ridge-o
Year and Course: 2nd Year, History & Politics
Playing Role: Bang av medo and competent Mid Essex Div 9 batsman
Cricketing Hero: Owen McCausland – Scored an unbeaten ton at Eastwood away after making the move to the mighty Great Totham CC
Claim to Fame: I have officiated in the FA Cup and was on the line for Hashtag United’s first ever home game
Favourite UWMCC Moments: Tits Up @ Trent and Barbados 2K18 with the lads
Fantasy Slip Cordon:
Keeper: David James (Portsmouth FA Cup Winners 2008 PUP)
1st slip: Alastair Cook (His mum teaches piano in my village)
2nd slip: Goochy (Barrie from Great Totham 3s, not Graham. 68 years of age, lives at slip)
3rd slip: Steven Gerrard (Knows about a slip)
Gully: Not Rav Parmer (Drops anything off my bowling, especially in Barbados – not that I’m still salty…)

SAURAV PARMAR, TOUR SECRETARY

Nicknames: Rav, Ravi, One Beer Rav
Year and Course: 2nd Year, Economics, Politics and International Studies
Playing Role: Off Spinner/4s Unused Substitute
Cricketing Hero: Sachin Tendulkar/Colsey
Claim to Fame: Meeting Premier League referees Andre Marriner and Lee Probert on a night out in the Amsterdam Red Light District
Favourite UWMCC Moment(s): Beach cricket with the boys in Barbados, the creation of ‘Shalom Shalom Shalom’
Fantasy Slip Corden:
Keeper: Allison (the key to Liverpool’s 2018/19 title winning season)
1st slip: Amogh ‘Aragog’ Hoskote (multiple arms enhance catching ability)
2nd slip: Harry Maguire (good chat and a top Sheffield lad, much unlike Northern Jono)
3rd slip: Chabuddy G (an inspiration to all British Asians)
Gully: Liam Gallagher (as you were x)

JONO BROOK, CHARITIES SECRETARY

Nickname: Southern Jono
Year and Course: 2nd Year Politics
Playing Role: Bang average medos / rogue googlies
Cricketing Hero: Rushil Gholkar (his ability to chat anyone out of the game – as proven by his chat to Jede)
Claim to Fame: I’m related to Sacha Baron Cohen – clearly got all his chat too
Favourite UWMCC Moment: Has to be Bongo Bingo when Cricket effectively won everything and Randall sent me up for the dance off for £500
Fantasy Slip Cordon:
Keeper: Adam Gilchrist
1st slip: Virat Kohli (Annoyingly good)
2nd slip: Dawid Malan (needs the opportunity to redeem himself in the slips)
3rd slip: Frankie Boyle (I’d cry if he gave me chat)
Gully: Ben Stokes (We’re both a bit too loose after a few pints so I empathise with him, also he’s an alright fielder)

THE CAPTAINS

JACK MALLOWS, DEVELOPMENT SQUAD CAPTAIN

Nicknames: Wack Jallows, Jimmy Fallows
Year and Course: 3rd year Economics
Playing Role: Batsman, reluctant square leg umpire
Cricketing Hero: Alastair Cook
Claim to Fame: My uncle lives next door to David Silva. Have been run out by Charles Colvile
Favourite UWMCC Moment: Every double gamble wack in club history
Fantasy Slip Cordon:
• Keeper: Matt Prior (legend, smashing of windows a unique approach to interior design)
• First slip: Alastair Cook (shells a few but what a guy. Very handy for advice on sheering sheep and herding cattle)
• Second slip: Toto (those rains down in Africa won’t bless themselves)
• Third slip: Leigh Halfpenny (absolute hero, safe hands and a bit of eye candy)
• Gully: N’Golo Kante (Such an engine, the man could cover the entire off side on his own, looks like he enjoys a VK)

2ND XI CAPTAIN – TBD AFTER TRIALS

3RD XI CAPTAIN  – TBD AFTER TRIALS

4TH XI CAPTAIN – TBD AFTER TRIALS